Name: Millie.
Also known as: Knucklehead, Cujo.
Breed: Catahoula Cur + Junkyard Special
- Diverse palate. Eats everything except brussels sprouts and dog food.
- Frequently sleeps through the night without losing control of bowels. Special bonus: generously offers her humans four inches of the mattress plus all surrounding floor space.*
- Knows the location of every dumpster and dead rat in a five-mile radius.
- Rigorously enforces ambitious exercise routine. Great for New Year’s resolutions!
- Is well-behaved on walks unless provoked by the existence of other mammals.
- Will enthusiastically protect home from other household pets, the ice-maker, packages, brooms, the garage door, nearby pedestrians, that weird clang the oven makes, and Grandma.
Price: 50 pounds draped across your bladder every morning.
*Sorry. Blankets unavailable.
Bad Parenting 101 
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Dear Millie! Sweet and ferocious, you channel our times
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Ha. Sweet and ferocious sums it up. Above she is pictured post-coyote run-in.
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I couldn’t post a comment today. Login issues.
But here’s what I wanted to say!
So good to read your magic again! I am now the proud Gwamma to two granddogs, so this made me smile.
You truly are a gifted writer. I always enjoy reading your blog no matter what you write about. May your holidays be filled with beauty and blessing!
Happy holidays! Mindy
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Mindy,
You are so kind! Thanks for reading, and for your generous comments. I love reading your blog as well.
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