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Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-11T07:03:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/11/09/fruit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/b2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b2</image:title><image:caption>http://blog.bakurianiwater.ge/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/b2.jpg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-14T19:27:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/11/08/one-guy-ill-remember/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/commutertraf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commutertraf</image:title><image:caption>From www.cdn.phys.org</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-08T16:34:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/11/07/child-labor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/brush-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brush-1</image:title><image:caption>From www.pro-finishes.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-14T19:26:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/11/05/mean-girl-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/15829602545_a950a590e8_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15829602545_a950a590e8_z</image:title><image:caption>©2014 fumigraphik</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-05T22:51:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/11/04/how-to-survive-high-school/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/the-breakfast-club1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Breakfast-Club1</image:title><image:caption>©Universal Studios</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-04T19:56:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/09/24/joys-of-insomnia-a-late-night-conversation-with-a-tween/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/vegan-insomnia-580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vegan-insomnia-580</image:title><image:caption>From www.newyorker.com.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-26T03:22:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/07/21/todays-pop-quiz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_8745.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8745</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-22T00:52:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/07/14/dear-sshole-neighbor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bins</image:title><image:caption>Congratulations! You discovered my tipping point.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-15T21:25:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/02/01/why-i-drive-like-mr-magoo-and-how-that-might-help-me-finish-my-book-before-im-dead-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-07T23:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/01/16/embracing-the-whole-half-empty-glass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jar-sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jar sm</image:title><image:caption>©2015 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-07T23:25:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/30/groundhog-day/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-07T23:22:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/05/29/the-curse-of-the-p-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mission.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mission</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/science-project-turmoil-1392920180.jpg</image:loc><image:title>science-project-turmoil-1392920180</image:title><image:caption>from </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-07T22:41:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/05/06/a-shout-out-to-the-bomb-dot-com-and-all-the-small-stuff-that-saved-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/borabora-aerial_23090_600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>borabora-aerial_23090_600x450</image:title><image:caption>Where I didn't go. 
Photo credit: National Geographic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-07T14:33:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/03/06/chicken-soup-for-the-goddamn-carpool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/141107_books_chickensoupcans-crop-promovar-mediumlarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>141107_BOOKS_ChickenSoupCans.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge</image:title><image:caption>Illustration by Cece Bell (via Slate.com).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/998171c67fc65c0de928a55ea4c86a76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>998171c67fc65c0de928a55ea4c86a76</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cover_art_44633.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cover_art_44633</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cover_art_21667.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cover_art_21667</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cover_art_31973.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cover_art_31973</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-24T19:10:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/02/11/how-to-refinish-a-dining-room-table-in-43-easy-steps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/olsen_beret_09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olsen_Beret_09</image:title><image:caption>©2008 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/from-hotmeme-net.jpg</image:loc><image:title>from hotmeme.net</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-05T19:17:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2015/02/06/on-the-importance-of-taking-a-walk-now-and-then/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/trees-85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trees 85</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/photo-88.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-88</image:title><image:caption>©2015 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/photo-87.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-87</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/photo-86.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-86</image:title><image:caption>©2015 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/photo-85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-85</image:title><image:caption>©2015 Beret Olsen. So, yeah. I know it's all blown out. All I had was my cell phone. It will have to do as an approximation of awesomeness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/photo-84.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-84</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/photo-83.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-83</image:title><image:caption>©2015 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/photo-82.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-82</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-07T15:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/03/29/deja-view/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mikeflat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mikeflat</image:title><image:caption>@2007 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/drive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drive</image:title><image:caption>@2007 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lemon-flat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lemon flat</image:title><image:caption>@2007 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dancer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancer</image:title><image:caption>@2007 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/i-cipressi-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i cipressi #2</image:title><image:caption>@2007 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T15:50:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/12/19/nothing-spreads-christmas-blessings-like-two-day-shipping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hot-cocoa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hot cocoa</image:title><image:caption>Despite my whining, Miss Nine completely impressed me by pulling off the hot cocoa candles. With a little assistance...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-19T14:56:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/29/six-of-one-and-half-a-dozen-more-of-those/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bria-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bria-Photo</image:title><image:caption>From Briasimpson.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-30T08:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/28/shaniqua/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/shaniqua-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shaniqua 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-20T16:16:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/27/a-thanksgiving-lament-how-can-anyone-possibly-focus-when-the-house-smells-this-good/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-27T23:36:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/26/porcupines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dangerousporcupinetoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DangerousPorcupineToy</image:title><image:caption>From Moth-Eatn Productions.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-27T05:43:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/25/separated-at-birth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/mustached-monkey-emperor-tamarin-ii-jim-fitzpatrick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mustached-monkey-emperor-tamarin-ii-jim-fitzpatrick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/diamond-1-flip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Diamond 1 flip</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T03:00:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/24/you-gotta-have-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/website14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>website14</image:title><image:caption>Watercolor by Janet Mach Dutton.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T04:54:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/23/illumination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/stay-tuned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stay Tuned</image:title><image:caption>Stay Tuned.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/trace-sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trace sm</image:title><image:caption>From Trace, comprised of 176 portraits made from Legos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/illumination1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Illumination</image:title><image:caption>From Illumination. This is an audio installation in the psych ward of the prison hospital. This part of Alcatraz is normally closed to the public.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/illumination.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Illumination</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ai-weiwei.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ai weiwei</image:title><image:caption>The head of the main kite in With Wind.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-25T01:19:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/22/brother-of-invention/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-23T01:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/21/i-still-have-nightmares/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the_shining_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_shining_2</image:title><image:caption>From www.tasteofcinema.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-04T20:56:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/20/dear-beloved-and-fuzzy-contaminants/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-21T05:02:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/19/mean-girl/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-23T21:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/18/a-brief-discussion-of-gratitude-in-a-sans-serif-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/entree-lifestyle-gratitude-adam-mca-yauch-tribute-mural-brooklyn-041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>entree-lifestyle-gratitude-adam-mca-yauch-tribute-mural-brooklyn-041</image:title><image:caption>A memorial billboard for mca from www.freshnessmag.com.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gratitude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gratitude</image:title><image:caption>From www.lancelang.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-21T15:13:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/17/why-i-am-a-cat-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bad-dog-laptop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad-dog-laptop</image:title><image:caption>Not Sasha. From www.rantlifestyle.com.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T21:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/16/whats-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sapphire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sapphire</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/diamond-up-crop-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Diamond up crop 1</image:title><image:caption>Yo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-17T07:23:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/15/things-im-not-writing-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/help-im-boring-myself.jpg</image:loc><image:title>help I'm boring myself</image:title><image:caption>Dang.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-16T00:12:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/14/small-important-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2011-10-07-at-3-07-44-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen-shot-2011-10-07-at-3.07.44-PM</image:title><image:caption>From www.made590.com.au</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-15T18:35:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/13/whats-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-anyway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>I will imagine that instead of staying up late yet again to finish tomorrow's lecture and finish a writing project I need to submit this evening, I am instead sleeping peacefully or walking through the woods.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T06:26:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/12/how-kittens-will-save-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kitten-attack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitten attack</image:title><image:caption>Kinney, of the hopelessly incontinent duo Sleater and Kinney.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-13T18:33:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/11/a-brief-study-of-the-hormonally-challenged/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-60.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-60</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/blah_blah_we_read_it_so_you_dont_have_to.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blah_blah_we_read_it_so_you_dont_have_to</image:title><image:caption>Artwork by Mel Bochner; photograph by Julien Foulatier.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-12T10:37:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/10/black-hole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/black-hole-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black hole crop</image:title><image:caption>From NASA's </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-11T06:26:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/09/uncle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/panflute-flowchart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panflute-flowchart</image:title><image:caption>From: </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-10T06:23:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/08/non-smoker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cigarettes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cigarettes</image:title><image:caption>Photo by AZ.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-09T05:06:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/07/rocky-horror-rubes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rhps-blk-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>rhps-blk-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-08T21:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/06/old-school-system-failure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-15T18:57:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/05/bird-by-bird/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/small-dead-bird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small dead bird</image:title><image:caption>A different bird.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T18:13:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/04/the-terrifying-truth-about-dung-bunnies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/life-coach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>life coach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/plumber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plumber</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/hidingbunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HidingBunny</image:title><image:caption>From www.dungbunnies.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/heifer-internatl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heifer internatl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-05T18:53:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/03/home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/puddle-refraction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puddle refraction</image:title><image:caption>©Beret Olsen 2014</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/oil-and-pumpkin-seed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oil and pumpkin seed</image:title><image:caption>©2014 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-04T06:05:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/02/turning-the-tables/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/93-behavioral-interviewing-300x264.jpg</image:loc><image:title>93-behavioral-interviewing-300x264</image:title><image:caption>Note to self: DON'T DO IT! from http://champperformance.com/the-art-of-behavioral-interviewing-and-why-it-works/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-05T18:57:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/11/01/sorry-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/messy-coat-closet-stuff-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Messy-Coat-Closet-Stuff-3</image:title><image:caption>From www.loving here.com.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-03T18:04:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/10/07/something-to-avoid-after-watching-a-scary-movie-sleeping-in-a-cave/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/timthumb-php.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>timthumb.php</image:title><image:caption>Film still from Blair Witch, found at www.bloody-disgusting.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-12T18:54:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/09/09/nothing-says-love-like-ceramic-walruses-and-fake-poop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/poo-sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poo sm</image:title><image:caption>Fake poop. Surprisingly lifelike.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster</image:title><image:caption>Monster finger puppet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear</image:title><image:caption>Small bear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbie</image:title><image:caption>Tragic faux Barbie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/skooter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skooter</image:title><image:caption>Skooter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kitty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitty</image:title><image:caption>Weird, waving cat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien</image:title><image:caption>Tiny, glow-in-the-dark alien.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/xxx_8903_1347334450_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>XXX_8903_1347334450_1</image:title><image:caption>From: 1stdibs.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hillbillybriefcaseandsermonnotes007_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hillbillybriefcaseandsermonnotes007_</image:title><image:caption>From: http://www.wellsphere.com/parenting-article/one-year-anniversary-give-away/1033490</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-11T20:29:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/08/22/lets-burn-the-moosewood-cookbook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/flames-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flames + book</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Timothy Rose.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/flames-sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flames sm</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Timothy Rose.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moosewood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moosewood</image:title><image:caption>For example, here's how to make fruit salad. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2fun-nuggets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2fun nuggets</image:title><image:caption>Art school + childrearing = nugget photographs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-04-01T00:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/08/05/my-fathers-compass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/newspaper2010-sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newspaper2010 sm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-12T01:10:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/07/07/beyond-bertie-botts-jelly-beans-that-will-never-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/honeybucket-porta-potty.png</image:loc><image:title>honeybucket-porta-potty</image:title><image:caption>Yep. That's what they call them in Oregon. Bad idea for a jelly bean flavor!  http://www.honeybucket.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-18T19:31:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/06/18/todays-plan-free-falling-into-my-box-of-grief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/last-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>last box</image:title><image:caption>Link: https://www.flickr.com/photos/johntwohig/9728292503/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-21T14:56:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/05/03/i-know-its-not-pearl-harbor-day-but-im-thinking-about-my-mom-anyway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/shadow-men-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shadow men large</image:title><image:caption>I stole this photo. As far as I know, no photograph exists to accompany this story.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-14T05:05:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/05/09/slumber-less-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-screamjpg-6b391620b7fef4e6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-screamjpg-6b391620b7fef4e6</image:title><image:caption>The original Munch face, the day Sotheby's sold it for $120 million. Flight attendants got mine for free! Getty image from www.nj.com.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the_scream-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Scream-1</image:title><image:caption>The original Munch face. Just imagine with closed eyes and a bubble. From www.totallyhistory.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-10T08:07:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/04/28/why-you-should-never-ever-ever-get-a-tattoo-but-having-a-baby-is-fine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/be-alone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>be alone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/theuglyvolvo-tattoo-currentdating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theuglyvolvo tattoo currentdating</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/theuglyvolvo-tattoo-barbed-wire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Everyone in the world has that barbed wire tattoo, right?  Or DNA double helix?  Whichever this is.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/theuglyvolvo-tattoo-help.jpg</image:loc><image:title> Please someone save me from my own decisions.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/theuglyvolvo-tattoo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title> Oh no, a drawing of a butterfly.  My body is RUINED.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/theuglyvolvo-tattoo-money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theuglyvolvo tattoo money</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/theuglyvolvo-tattoo-pain1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theuglyvolvo tattoo pain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/theuglyvolvo-tattoo-4eva.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theuglyvolvo tattoo 4eva</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/theuglyvolvo-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title> *Some of you read that and immediately thought, "I am so exhausted, pleaseÂ I need a laser that can temporarily erase a three year-old," but sorry, that is not a thing that exists. Â </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/theuglyvolvo-tattoo-help-wanted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theuglyvolvo tattoo help wanted</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-22T00:33:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/04/15/whats-missing-at-your-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/clean-house-960x332-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clean-house-960x332-1</image:title><image:caption>*NOT MY HOUSE*
from kiweescleaning.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-20T04:08:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/03/12/squirrels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/568873c8eda798c280ca70d0c573045a_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>568873c8eda798c280ca70d0c573045a_large</image:title><image:caption>From http://polydactyle.aminus3.com/image/2009-01-17.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-06T20:56:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/03/19/why-the-is-baby-crying-coping-with-the-gray-area/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/treehouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treehouse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-26T19:41:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/02/12/weekly-photo-challenge-object/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/one-hand-sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>one hand sm</image:title><image:caption>©2014 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-29T05:28:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/01/29/photo-challenge-branches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/branches12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>branches1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/branches1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>branches1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_5824.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5824</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-29</image:title><image:caption>©2014 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-31</image:title><image:caption>©2014 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-30</image:title><image:caption>©2014 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-30T18:55:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/01/22/how-benedict-cumberbatch-kept-me-up-all-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/article-0-0a76ab7b000005dc-864_468x524.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-0-0A76AB7B000005DC-864_468x524</image:title><image:caption>Benedict Cumberbatch is on the right. His sidekick, Martin Freeman's name has never kept me up at night.  Image from www.i.dailymail.co.uk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T17:51:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/01/16/strange-bedfellows-renaissance-painting-and-indie-music/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/school-of-athens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>school of athens</image:title><image:caption>School of Athens, from wikipedia.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-17T18:40:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/01/14/weekly-photo-challenge-grand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tahoe-sunrise-no-bird-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tahoe sunrise no bird web</image:title><image:caption>©Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tahoe-sunrise-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tahoe sunrise web</image:title><image:caption>©Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-25T01:51:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/10/24/to-the-girl-with-the-shrinking-mother/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-13T21:55:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/01/06/what-am-i-doing-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nowriting1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NoWriting1</image:title><image:caption>From www.images.sodahead.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-27T02:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2014/01/03/another-new-year-another-chance-to-aim-low/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/myherozero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MyHeroZero</image:title><image:caption>To really aim low, I could be zero AND a hero. From empowermm.com, whatever that is.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-03-17T18:43:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/12/30/how-my-mom-killed-santa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/santa-2a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa 2a</image:title><image:caption>©2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/santa-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa 1</image:title><image:caption>©2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-31T20:04:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/12/16/let-there-be-light/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/light-v.jpg</image:loc><image:title>light v</image:title><image:caption>©2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-16T21:03:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/12/02/food-for-thought-turkey-breasts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tom-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom pic</image:title><image:caption>This tom could use a "manssiere." -From wikipedia commons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fws-turkey-rio-grande.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fws.turkey.rio.grande</image:title><image:caption>This tom could use a "man-ziere." From fws.turkey.rio.grande</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-02T21:41:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/30/haiku-catchoo-a-few-more-for-the-road/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/space-pod-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space pod web</image:title><image:caption>©2003 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T20:33:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/29/post-grunge-haiku/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kurt_cobain_fb_banner_by_swerdsi-d5gabms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kurt_cobain_fb_banner_by_swerdsi-d5gabms</image:title><image:caption>From deviantart.net</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T06:39:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/29/weekly-photo-challenge-the-unexpected/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ice-cave-scary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice cave scary</image:title><image:caption>©2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/big-bubble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big bubble</image:title><image:caption>©2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sublime-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sublime web</image:title><image:caption>©2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/brown-paper-pkg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brown paper pkg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-29T18:48:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/28/fear-factor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/copenhagen_metro_escalators.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Copenhagen_Metro_escalators</image:title><image:caption>Copenhagen Metro escalators from www.wikipedia.org.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T18:08:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/27/my-mission-should-i-choose-to-accept-it-haiku/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/n2pm7sxnzwoc.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>N2pm7SxnzwoC</image:title><image:caption>From Amazon.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-29T01:48:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/26/iceland-haiku-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/small-volcano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small volcano</image:title><image:caption>©2012 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tiny-house-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiny house 1</image:title><image:caption>©2012 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/volcanoes-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>volcanoes 2</image:title><image:caption>©2012 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-27T01:43:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/25/dacryocystorhinostomy-when-youtube-is-a-terrible-invention/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-26T16:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/24/no-longer-a-country-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/spider.png</image:loc><image:title>spider</image:title><image:caption>A Hogna Wolf Spider from www.commonswikimedia.org.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-25T06:24:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/23/firstborn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/121-baby-hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>121-baby-hand</image:title><image:caption>From ingaphotography.wordpress.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-09-13T10:23:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/22/six-of-one-half-a-dozen-of-the-other/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-23T06:45:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/21/lovey/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-23T00:56:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/20/not-their-real-names/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/classroom-desk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Classroom-desk</image:title><image:caption>From www.astorservices.org</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-21T04:36:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/19/how-right-you-were-mrs-rosine/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-20T05:43:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/18/grown-up/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-19T04:30:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/17/the-end/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-18T06:43:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/16/baggage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/zdnet-com-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zdnet.com bag</image:title><image:caption>From www.zdnet.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-17T00:54:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/15/medicine-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/3747108745_8f056b1fc1_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3747108745_8f056b1fc1_z</image:title><image:caption>From www.farm3.staticflickr.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-16T20:48:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/14/dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/rorschach.gif</image:loc><image:title>Rorschach</image:title><image:caption>From www.identifont.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-16T19:36:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/13/the-brother-of-invention/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cozy-cups.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cozy cups</image:title><image:caption>From www.etsy.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tent</image:title><image:caption>Our campsite--without my brother's addition.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-14T01:03:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/12/potluck-a-brief-horror-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/potluck06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Potluck06</image:title><image:caption>From Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-14T04:59:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/11/off-in-space/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-12T19:50:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/10/deep-thoughts-on-deep-thoughts-about-deep-thoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/deep-thoughts-by-jack-handey-screen-grab_thumb2.png</image:loc><image:title>deep-thoughts-by-jack-handey-screen-grab_thumb2</image:title><image:caption>From www.eclectikrelaxation.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-11T06:35:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/09/how-dead-norwegian-pets-reach-the-afterlife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/viking-funeral-799141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Viking-funeral-799141</image:title><image:caption>From www.goodfuneralguide.co.uk which, incidentally, has a lot of interesting ideas. I'll be better prepared when our next pet kicks the bucket.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-10T18:06:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/08/weekly-photo-challenge-habit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/olsen_beret_floss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olsen_Beret_floss</image:title><image:caption>©Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-09T06:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/07/on-being-scandihoovian-probably-part-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hamsty-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamsty web</image:title><image:caption>©2010 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-21T05:33:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/06/back-to-the-future/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-07T05:10:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/05/the-boob-crushing-hun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/3576pingpong_racket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3576pingpong_racket</image:title><image:caption>From www.photo-dictionary.com misfiled under pingpong racket, rather than mammogram.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-06T18:20:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/04/seventh-grade/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-05T06:44:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/10/31/ah-halloween-cow-parts-and-unchaperoned-children/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/glowing-eyes-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glowing eyes small</image:title><image:caption>©2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/glowing-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glowing eyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/small-halloween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small halloween</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T15:04:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/03/hold-them-very-close-then-drop-them-curbside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/barbie-diag-ii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbie diag II</image:title><image:caption>©2009/2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-06T09:14:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/02/weekly-photo-challenge-eerie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/headless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>headless</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pumpkins-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkins 2013</image:title><image:caption>©2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-06T00:32:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/11/01/toire-wa-doko-desuka/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-02T01:16:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/10/03/separating-the-weirdly-cool-from-the-creepy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/soul-patch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soul patch</image:title><image:caption>Couldn't read the menu, so I called this one Soul Patch. My fave.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cat-menu1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat menu</image:title><image:caption>Menu of cats the day we visited.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cat-menu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat menu</image:title><image:caption>The menu of cats the day we visited.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/japanese-toilet-control-panel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japanese-toilet-control-panel</image:title><image:caption>From thejapans.files.wordpress.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1090985291_feb183e828.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1090985291_feb183e828</image:title><image:caption>from www.sarahbetheisinger.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/2001_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2001_01</image:title><image:caption>from ---------</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/toilet4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toilet4</image:title><image:caption>from --------.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mg_0531-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_MG_0531 copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T16:50:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/09/25/fifty-nine-years-and-thirty-four-days-ago/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/small-crotch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yes</image:title><image:caption>©2010 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-25T20:48:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/09/17/representing-for-the-grown-ups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/thank-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thank-you</image:title><image:caption>from sfoutsidelands.org</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/karen-o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1409441_et_0412_coachella_day1.BRM</image:title><image:caption>from latimesphoto.files
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-20T00:51:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/08/02/the-dangers-of-a-fabulous-summer-vacation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mt. Yotei</image:title><image:caption>Mount Yotei, Hokkaido, Japan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-12T18:14:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/07/11/just-breathe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dress</image:title><image:caption>©2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-12T05:24:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/06/25/lame-disclaimer/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-11T23:18:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/06/10/the-unbearable-lightness-of-being/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/backlit-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled</image:title><image:caption>©2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/premonition-small-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>premonition small 1</image:title><image:caption>©2011 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/premonition-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>premonition small</image:title><image:caption>©2011 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-14T21:01:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/05/30/five-ways-to-procrastinate-more-productively/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/procrastination.jpg</image:loc><image:title>procrastination</image:title><image:caption>From: http://thewritersadvice.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/procrastination.jpg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-01T04:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/05/20/elegy-for-a-tree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sunset-ii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset II</image:title><image:caption>I never bothered to bring my 'real' camera up there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dark-small-fog-tree-with-grass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dark small fog tree with grass</image:title><image:caption>©2012 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sunset-2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset 2011</image:title><image:caption>©2011 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/small-trunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small trunk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/small-tree-with-glowing-sky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small tree with glowing sky</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/small-tree-silhouette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small tree silhouette</image:title><image:caption>©2012 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/small-fog-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small fog tree</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/small-fog-tree-with-grass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small fog tree with grass</image:title><image:caption>©2012 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mg_6499.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jordan's sunset</image:title><image:caption>@2012 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-22T19:52:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/05/10/personhood-vs-parenthood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_4332.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4332</image:title><image:caption>Last year, I was feeling so smug, because I watered my orchid stick for six months and it bloomed on Mothers' Day. This year, it's just a stick.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-19T16:40:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/04/24/atonement/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-07T23:46:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/04/11/lets-put-that-in-the-closet-with-the-rest-of-the-skeletons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fire</image:title><image:caption>Taken from the website for Wausau Fire Department home page</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-16T23:27:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2012/05/21/the-party/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-04T20:19:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/04/01/the-potential-benefits-of-dog-barf-and-anal-retentive-bed-making/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/vomiting_dog.png</image:loc><image:title>vomiting_dog</image:title><image:caption>Vomiting Dog 00 by eoioje from reverent.org</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hospitalcorner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hospitalcorner</image:title><image:caption>Stolen from the Art of Manliness</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-16T21:05:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/03/17/how-not-larry-and-his-top-secret-notebook-saved-me-from-sixth-grade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/notebook-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notebook</image:title><image:caption>@2013 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-18T16:32:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/03/08/my-sincere-gratitude-special-bonus-my-dribble-cup-of-fear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/galaxy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>galaxy</image:title><image:caption>@a long, long time ago   Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-15T08:01:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/02/27/the-daybed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/olsen_beret_07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olsen_Beret_07</image:title><image:caption>@2010 Beret Olsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/301c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>301c</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-02T14:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/02/05/man-shopping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>Here's a clue: when fruit is spelled with two o's and an umlaut...it's probably not the real deal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T01:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/01/23/why-i-am-not-out-shooting-fabulous-photographs/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-11T05:23:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2013/01/09/mushroom-head-bad-hair-and-bad-puns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/46233-6a00d83451b05569e20115713c6c89970c-pi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>46233.6a00d83451b05569e20115713c6c89970c-pi</image:title><image:caption>It's always nice to know that things could be worse.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mushroom-clip-art_436630.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mushroom-clip-art_436630</image:title><image:caption>Imagine my face somewhere in the middle of the stem.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-21T21:55:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2012/11/28/what-happened-to-my-jet-setting-lifestyle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/womens-business-travel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Businesswoman Waiting on Airport Runway</image:title><image:caption>Not me.  Also, not my photo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/businesswoman460.gif</image:loc><image:title>businesswoman460</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T05:42:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2012/10/29/on-ignorance-and-indecision/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-13T00:50:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://badparenting101.com/2012/10/01/charlie-work-for-parents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://badparenting101.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/187772_202527599763442_4831827_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>silent fox</image:title><image:caption>Ears open; mouth 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