Mrs. Steinbeck taught ninth grade English; Mr. taught social studies across the hall.
They were constantly feuding.
While we were diagramming sentences, she would moon about, saying things like, “If only I’d met Ted Danson before marrying Mr. Steinbeck.”
During tornado drills, we crouched in the hallway with textbooks over our heads, while Mrs. Steinbeck dropped bombs. “It would take a pretty big wind to lift you up, wouldn’t it, Mr. Steinbeck?” she yelled, trying to get a rise out of him. He narrowed his eyes and tightened his jaw, but always kept his cool.
Then one day, Mr. marched right into our class, raging that Mrs. had stolen his desk chair.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she said, shrugging. “I’ve had this chair since the beginning of the year.”
She tried to continue our lesson.
“I know my chair,” he huffed through clenched teeth. “If I pick it up, the back right caster falls off.”
Mrs. Steinbeck sat very still. Nobody breathed.
“If that’s really your chair, Mrs. Steinbeck, you wouldn’t mind if I tried picking it up, would you?”
Mrs. Steinbeck stood very, very deliberately, staring him in the eye all the while.
He grabbed and hoisted it triumphantly in the air.
It hung there for a long, silent moment.
Then, lo and behold, the back right caster hit the floor.
I no longer recount my dreams to the spouse because one morning he said,
“What is the matter with your head, woman?”
To which I had no response.
Last night I was urinating in a restaurant, hovering off the side of my chair, hoping no one would notice.
I was giving a dying rat sips of water by squeezing a damp paper towel over his freakish gray face.
I was wandering, lost, lugging my severed leg.
But one perfect night I was in Italy, at a little restaurant on the side of a cliff. I was watching the light change, and laughing, laughing, laughing.
One of our campsites–without my brother’s addition.
For years we slept together in one tent,
All six of us
Plus cat and dog.
As the youngest, I was tucked into the seams, farthest from the snoring heap of dad…
An unfortunate location on rainy nights.
When he hit high school, middle brother learned to sew.
Out of ripstop nylon and seam-sealer, he carved a modicum of personal space for the hours between dish duty and daybreak.
Groggy and stiff from hugging the lumpy terrain, we drank Tang out of Solo cups, stamped our feet to keep warm, and crammed back into the Chevy for the next 500 miles.